Beached whale

And no, I'm not referring to my weight gain, there actually is a beached whale close by, sadly now a rather expired whale. The smell has wafted all the way through town as a mixture of cabbages and fishmongers and is not entirely pleasant as you can imagine. Haven't gone to take a look yet as seems rather grotesque and feel rather sorry for the poor bugger who ended up washed up on the beach for no known reason. Am currently wondering who is responsible for removing Mr. Whale and how they are going to do it... actually not too sure I want to know how they'll move it... someone mentioned chopping. Erk.